Look, there's nothing wrong with scarves. Plenty of our favorite rappers wear them regularly. We suppose the hipster association came along when the keffiyeh became a trend, and everyone from Kanye West to Rachel Ray was rocking one. But screw that, you know that when it's brick city outside, they're just a practical accessory. They literally protect your neck, and add that certain je ne sais quoi when worn under a sportcoat or topcoat like a boss, like Al Capone.
4. You know multiple ways to tie a scarf.