1. You have an eBay alert for your childhood.
Decades ago, mom refused to drop dough on that Washington Bullets Starter jacket. Now, you've got the Internet. Everything you were denied as a child—Nike Terminators, a Goosebumps snapback, and that Ken Griffey Jr. Mariners throwback jersey you've lusted after since 1996—all of it is for the taking! Now, when you walk down the street, you are Nostalgia, Ultra. See the haters try to look you in the eye through your vintage Cazals. They're really just jealous. No other guy thought about rocking a Power Glove as an accessory until they saw you do it.