Welp. Sigh. Facepalm. Welcome to America, land of the free, home of the…porn parody?
In the past, we have seen a number of celebrities—including Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin, and even Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao (who were played by two women, SMH)—get their own adult film parodies. We have no idea who actually watches these things or why XXX companies feel the need to produce them, but they must be making them some money so they continue to pump them out. And now, it sounds like Ronda Rousey is going to be the latest celeb to get one.
According to TMZ Sports, adult film star Kleio Valentien is going to star as Rousey in the parody, which is set to be called Ronda ArouseMe (that sound you just heard was me slamming my head against my desk repeatedly). It will be directed by "porn legend" Joanna Angel. And if the images that TMZ Sports published over here are any indication, the film is really going to be…something. It's ridiculous that it's even going to exist.
Does anyone actually watch these parodies? Er, OK, don't answer that. We don't, but we will be tuned in to Rousey's fight against Bethe Correia at UFC 190 tomorrow night.
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[via TMZ Sports]
