If you know Bill Belichick, you know he's only really concerned about winning. I'd imagine your willingness to care dissipates once you reach 60, but Belichick is especially uncharitable when it comes to shits to give about things that are not about winning. That includes social mores and rules.
That description makes it seem like the Patriots coach is heartless. But this isn't true. Belichick is a human being, and science says human beings need a heart to live—or coach football in this case. Sometimes human beings like to sing. Belichick did just that at least once. Behold: Belichick sings "Wanted Dead or Alive" with American hero Jon Bovi and unemployed coach Charlie Weis in 2009.
It's not a bad sight. The only thing is there needs to be a little less Weis, less Bon Jovi, and more Belichick. Also, the one time you have Belichick singing alongside Bon Jovi, and "Livin' On a Prayer" isn't played? Come on, man.
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