Earlier this week, ESPN reporter Terry Blount wrote a piece about Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch called "Seahawks can thrive with or without Lynch." And it did not go over well with Lynch's mom Sunshine.
In the article, Blount attempted to prove that, if Lynch refuses to report to Seattle's training camp this summer as a result of his current contract holdout, the Seahawks will still be able to win games during the 2014-15 NFL season. And while he did prove a few good points in his piece, Sunshine read it and was PISSED. So pissed that she turned her caps lock on and went in in the ESPN.com comments section before taking to her Facebook page to elaborate on why she was so upset. It's worth reading her entire quote, if your eyes can handle all of the caps.
"WOW!!!" she wrote. "DID ANYONE TAKE IN TO CONSUDERATION THE GAME WAS WON BY A TEAM EFFORT TO ME IN THE 1ST HALF. NOT EVEN THE FACT THAT THE BRONCOS WERE TRYING TO HURT MARSHAWN LITTERLY IN THE 2ND HALF AND HIM BEING THE HUMBLE PLAYER HE IS WANTED HIS OTHER RUNNING BACK TO HAVE SOME PLAY TIME TOO. SO WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY FOR HIM TO CONTINUE TO PLAY??? MAN REPORTERS DONT THINK THEY GUESS , I GUESS THATS WHY HE HATES REPORTERS, SORTA NAKING ME FEEL THAT WAY TOO !!!! :( STOP GUESSING JUST REPORT THE FACTS PLEASE."
Yikes. Safe to say the only thing scarier than Beast Mode is Beast Mode's mom, eh?! Reporters, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
[via Deadspin]
