Already missing the World Cup after Germany lifted the trophy on Sunday? Right, we are too. So, we decided to compile every single goal (all 171 of them, tied for the record with France 98) into one video, from Croatia's tourney opener to Mario Gotze's Cup-winning strike. But that's not all: we soundtracked the goals with hip-hop classics from the glory of DMX to the funk stomp of Outkast.
In other words, these will be the best seven minutes of your day today.
For more on the World Cup, check out our Complex World Cup Guide 2014 right here.