Just look at the Manny Pacquiao's mother above. You already know the judges absolutely could not mess this decision up or give it to Timothy Bradley under any circumstances, unless they want wake up with a horse head the next morning.
You may know how the fight went. Bradley was taking it to Pacquiao during the opening rounds. But then, voodoo (or fatigue. That's a thing, too) took over. Bradley suddenly starting backing off and even claimed he had a calf injury after the fight. At least that's what Pacquiao's mom warned him to say after the fight in this exchange:
"Don't ever lay your hands on my son again. People go missing for less down in the Philippines."
OK, it wasn't that serious (presumably and hopefully), but the Internet certainly thought Pacquiao's mother (Dionesia Dapidran-Pacquiao) had something to do with it.
Tim Bradley to Manny Pacquiao: How I Met Your Mother— Ryan Seismundo (@iRyanshoo) April 13, 2014
Manny Pacquiao's mother is frightening— Nicole Davis (@Nicole_Davis23) April 13, 2014
Pacquiao's mother definitely creeped some people out last night with some voodoo shit lol crayZ— Giann Magno (@gmrmagno_) April 13, 2014
what I learned most after this fight ... Pacquiao's mother is F'ng crazy! #PacquiaoBradley2— okmogwai (@okmogwai) April 13, 2014
Im still laughing about how Mother Pacquiao was casting spells bro— Gerin Albelda (@gerinalbelda) April 13, 2014
I am wondering if Pacquiao's mother is normal. #PacquiaoBradley2— Black Masta (@blackmasta) April 13, 2014
So tonight was my 1st time possibly seeing witchcraft. Manny Pacquiao's mother hexed Timothy Bradley in about the 4th or 5th round— Brian Blade (@Listen_2_Metal) April 13, 2014
Somehow the BasedGod's curse doesn't seem that bad.