If you are looking to add a really cheap, badly customized hearse to your car collection, we've got your ticket. This 1993 Cadillac, which is currently listed on eBay, features an incredibly dated entertainment system including a DIRECTV satellite dish, radio w/CD player, 20 poorly mounted speakers, and an Xbox 360.
The owner describes the car has having a few "cosmetic flaws" (gee, ya think?) and says that a warranty will not be available to buyers. He also says indicated he will include a "john doe" body and two fog machines with purchase. He's put a Buy It Now price of $10,000 on the hearse which is about $9,999 too much. Shockingly, this "one of a kind custom" has yet to receive a bid.