The 25 Worst Cars For Sale on eBay Right Now

After a month off, we're back with a full list of of weirdest, most disgusting, most confusing car postings you'll see on eBay. We've got a cow car, some impressively unattractive franken-custom cars, and even a car that is made of pure trash. Literally. If you're shopping for a car, or if you just want a good laugh, take a look at The 25 Worst Cars For Sale on eBay Right Now.

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Location: Lebanon, TN
Current Bid: $1,500

If you EVER see one of these cars on the street, grab your buddy, cut the brakes, and flip it on its roof. We're trying to gradually get rid of all of these.

Location: Talbotton, GA
Current Bid: $5,600

I don't even know how you could list this as a car. It's not a car. It's a part of a car. According to the seller, it's THE most important part, though. Nevermind an engine or or tires or anything. Those are not really useful for cars.

Location: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada
Current Bid: $10,100

Oh, don't have a cow. Or wait, please DO have a cow. Have a fake cow that's huge, has udders, containers of millk and is driven around on a four-wheel float-like vehicle. Yeah. Do that.

Location: Corvallis, OR
Current Bid: $1,200

This little midget is an electric car that was created before we were even born. Does that mean that electric cars have failed three times now?

Location: Lehighton, PA
Current Bid: $400

Usually trucks are the ones doin' work. This truck has just been worked over.

Location: Colchester, CT
Current Bid: $2,000

"Oh my God! A Mach1 is on a list of worst cars? You're such an idiot!"

That's what you just thought, right? Okay, I'll wait for you to read about how it's only the body and doesn't have a title.

Location: Larnaca, Cyprus
Current Bid: $30,000

We don't know if you've heard, but rumors are that this was the setting for a cut scene of "Hostel."

Location: Louisville, KY
Current Bid: $560

Wait, this actually might be a pretty sweet project to transform into a sick tree house.

Location: Naperville, IL
Current Bid: $2,550

This is going to sound horrible, and probably is, but you wouldn't date a girl with a busted face. Why would you buy a car like that?

Location: NA
Current Bid: $3,000

Just read the title again.

Location: Granville, ND
Current Bid: $1,900

I had a Saturn SC2 once. It was a '98 and had a nifty brown metallic flake paint job on it. As a first car, it was fantastic. It also wasn't bright yellow, it didn't have neons on it, and it didn't have a giant gash in its side.

Location: Liberty Lake, WA
Current Bid: $7,500

Unless this comes with a life-time supply of Red Bull with it, we'd never want to be seen in this thing.

Location: Albertville, AL
Current Bid: $27,995

If you're going to build your own car, you might as well build up a genuine vehicle. Don't try to look cool by taking a cheaper car and trying to make it look like a supercar. You'll just end up looking like a fool.

Location: Beaverdam, VA
Current Bid: $4,500

Oooooweee, what do we have here? A lifted Suzuki? With either 121,000 or 105,500 miles on it? With T-Tops? With a three-inch body lift (he believes). Can we do one of those MLB trades, where we hand over a couple practice bats for this?

Location: Brooklyn, NY
Current Bid: $1,025

One of our favorite shows is Breaking Bad. And yet, even after one of the main characters drives this car throughout the seasons, we still can't stand looking at this freakin' ugly thing. The accident almost made it look better.

Location: Compton, CA
Current Bid: $5,400

You gotta love when "Odometer Discrepancy" is the first thing listed under "details." If you've got the money to buy a Rolls-Royce and then try to fix it up, you should seriously reconsider your thought process and buy a car without a busted-up face.

Location: Jackson, MI
Current Bid: $300

Most gigantic old-school trucks like this seem like perfect vehicles for surviving a zombie apocalypse. This one seems more like a truck that the zombies would live in.

Location: Saint Paul, MN
Current Bid: $2,500

Dude, this ride is so unique, bro. Know how I know it's unique? Because it's telling me it's unique with a unique window sticker that says "UNIQUE." It's also one of the weirdest-looking "trucks" we've ever seen in our lives.

Location: Sun Valley, CA
Current Bid: $2,999.99

The paint on this thing looks like it shines nice and bright, we'll give it that. But despite its appearance on Minitruckin' in 1997, we could never drive something this obnoxious.

Location: Rockford, IL
Current Bid: $17,600

As men, the only zebra item we're really okay with is that old fruity zebra gum And even that is only good for about 19 seconds, before you have to take out another piece.

Location: Carmel, IN
Current Bid: $22,500

This is almost as bad as the Chrysler PT Cruiser convertible. Okay, not really at all, but there was never a convertible 300C for a reason. The strangely placed accents and chubby body kit don't help.

Location: Phoenix, AZ
Current Bid: $13,778

Somebody took a Cadillac Escalade and put a Chevrolet truck bed on its rear. Why would anybody ever buy this franken-car?

Location: Cudahy, WI
Current Bid: $8,000

You know what's worse than a girl with a lower back tat? A car with a lower back tat ... on its forehead.

Location: Toms River, NJ
Current Bid: $1,525

If you like weird dragon people, heavy erotic airbrushing, and mystical thoughts of space, this is the perfect ride for you. If you're like the other 99.9999999999999 percent of us, than you're wondering why this was ever created.

Location: Pacific, MO
Current Bid: $910

Of the Aurora, Intrigue and Alero lineup, the Alero was by far the worst of the bunch. This guy made it even worse. This car has a paint job that looks like a bowling ball and has 230,000 miles on it.