2. Larry Bird
What are you supposed to do when a slow-footed guy who can't jump hits a three in your face and then tells you about it? Larry Legend was like the Ali of his sport. He once told Chuck Person that he had a gift for him during a Christmas Day game. Bird then hit a three in front of the Rifleman while he was sitting on the Pacers' bench and told him, "Merry Fucking Christmas." He also asked a locker room full of the best shooters, "Which one of you motherfuckers is coming in second?," before the 1986 Three-Point Shootout. Bird won the contest by a landslide and when he received his winnings Larry said, "My name's been on this check for a week now." Legend.