Criminal History: Disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, bribery
Time Behind Bars: N/A
The partying goalie played the "Do you know who I am?" card like a boss when he was cuffed during an out of control, drunken episode at a hotel. Ed Belfour reportedly offered the arresting officer a bribe of "one billion dollars" to drop the charges. Thankfully for Belfour, police turned down his offer saving himself $999,999,500 when he posted a $500 bond at the jail to be released.