Is Kate Upton really dating Detroit Tigers ace Justin Verlander? Eh, we're still not sure. It certainly looks like it—after all, they're been spotted at a bar and an Aerosmith concert together!—but neither of them has confirmed it yet. What we do know, though, is that this new parody of Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" called "Upton Girl" by some guy named Jimmy Lewis celebrates their new "relationship" and it's pretty great. And, even if you're not into it for whatever reason, the video for it includes tons of flicks of Ms. Upton. So, yeah. Press play—and start hating on JV. Lucky bastard.

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[via Hot Clicks]