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Gallery: The Many Thoughts of a Fat Raymond Felton

When you can't put the burgers down.

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So the New York Knicks brought Raymond Felton back to the Big Apple to replace some point guard with a pun-friendly last name. Ray's a pretty solid point guard when he's in shape with career averages of 11.4 points and 6.5 assist per game. That's the thing, when he's in shape, and judging from his basketball camp last month, an in-shape Felton is not what the Knicks appear to be getting.

Felton is looking forward to being back in New York, but we don't know what he's more excited about: starting, or a Nathan's hot dog. Who knows, Felton might start the season in shape, and if he does, folks can't make jokes about him being a fat NBA point guard. Until that happens, here's a gallery of Felton looking a bit heavier than he ought to.

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Felton 1

"So the closest Burger King is three blocks down and two blocks over?"


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Felton 4

"Damn, my fault G, thought I saw a M&M."

Felton 19

"I wonder if I remembered to wipe my mouth after that powdered doughnut. Ah, fuck it. We won!"

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Felton 10

"Damn, I gotta throw out that leftover pizza."

Felton 12

"The concession stand is looking like a good move right now."

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Felton 2

"This is just like the time in 4th grade."

Felton 7

"Yeah, I'm about to get my Khalid El-Amin on.

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Felton 6

"Ha, who said fat men can jump?!"

Felton 15

"What you just say about my stomach?"

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Felton 3

"Yo, 20 pounds ago I would've been above the rim. I swear."

Felton 5

"That's right, free tacos for everyone."

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Felton 16

"I'm trying not to look, but it be calling me man."

Felton 17

"Aye, I couldn't help myself."

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Felton 13

"I hope coach McMillan doesn't ask who ate his lunch today."

Felton 11

"Man, there better be food in the locker room after this game."

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Felton 20

"C'mon, Fish! Coach McMillan said he'd buy me a dinner for every steal I get."

Felton 9

"Those porkchops for dinner tho..."

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Felton 14

"Yup, I'm going to be at Jimmy's every night after home games!"

Felton 8

The end of an era.

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Felton 18

"So this is what I'm gonna look like after I retire?"

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