Remember when Jermaine Dupri told the world that you weren't really a baller unless you had a Bentley parked in your garage? Eff that! It's 2012, and there's a new rule when it comes to ballin', according to DeShawn Stevenson. That rule? That you're not really a baller unless you've got an ATM machine inside of your house.

SMH. You're a fool for this one, D-Steve. Then again, you do have Abe Lincoln tatted on your neck. So, should we really be surprised by this?

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[via The Big Lead]