Dude, Heath Miller nearly got his head knocked off on Sunday Night Football. Fuck, that looked like it hurt.
Less painful but equally cringe-inducing: Chairman Yi got a taste of Hakim Warrick's dumplings last night. Yum. [Dime Mag]
The latest in the Albert Haynesworth saga...the Redskins may just cut his ass. Yeah, that'll show him.
A trio of Barcelona players are on the short list for the prestigious Ballon d'Or award. You could probably guess which three... [ESPN Soccernet]
Oh yeah, and in case you missed it, the second of Samir Nasri's two goals for Arsenal on Saturday was illmatic.
[101 Great Goals]
Here's 4,500 words about the awesomeness of Oregon's spread offense. They still gonna lose to Cam and 'nem, though. [NY Times Magazine]
He might've sprained his shoulder yesterday, but we're sure he's thrilled to win Deadspin's Sports Human of the Year. Him and his dong. [Deadspin]
Rob Dyrdek previewed his new line for DC Shoes using a bunch of old people. How sweet. [Rad Collector]
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