Crosby vs. Ovechkin is over and Kobe vs. LeBron may never happen, but the real competition is taking place in the studios of CBC and TNT, the network homes of the NHL and NBA, respectively. With both leagues heading toward their final rounds, time is running out to fully contemplate the godawful suits worn by CBC hockey personality Don Cherry (pictured above on the left) and TNT sideline reporter Craig Sager (seen above on the right). We've seen less flamboyant get-ups at pimp conventions, my dudes.
Both commentators use sartorial tackiness as their shtick, but whose suits are more offensive? Before they take off for the summer, take a look at our five-round battle and cast your vote below...
ROUND ONE: FIRST DAY OF SPRING
ROUND TWO: ORANGE CRUSH
ROUND THREE: SOUTH BEACH STYLIN'
ROUND FOUR: VALENTINE'S DAY VS. CHRISTMAS
ROUND FIVE: PEA-COCK MATING SEASON
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ILLIONAIRE May 29th, 2009 at 03:53 PM
Craig Sager, hands down (like 6:30).
Mrbellwether May 29th, 2009 at 03:57 PM
I dont watch Hockey i did not know someone dressed worse then Craig Sager!! Jeeeeesus Don Cherry is hurt.
Don Cherry May 29th, 2009 at 06:02 PM
Damn...Damn...Damn...That's some crazy shit!
sp May 29th, 2009 at 07:51 PM
dude don cherry murders him in round 3, wasnt even a fair fight
Bystander May 30th, 2009 at 04:22 AM
its not a real contest here lol don kills it with the prints look like his fighting war in rosebushes
The Seaward May 30th, 2009 at 09:22 AM
Don Cherry has suits so tacky, he makes Craig Sager look like a hobo. (Cherry kills it for two reasons: 1- prints; 2- if he and Sager both wore the same suits and they were normal colors/textures/sans prints, Cherry's suits would still be epic and Sager would look like a used car salesman)
Karen May 31st, 2009 at 04:09 PM
Just a clarification. Sager's clothes look cheap, off-the-rack and crazy! Don Cherry actually has every jacket hand-tailored with tie to match; and, notice the old-time starched, stand-up collars on the white shirts.
Orion QP June 1st, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Don Cherry FTW. Does Cherry remind anyone else of Cotton Hill (Hank's dad) from "King of the Hill"?
jpc June 1st, 2009 at 01:02 PM
Don Cherry hands down, his are all custom tailored specifically for him. But he does shamelessly pull it off.
JAYPEARCE June 1st, 2009 at 01:49 PM
Don is bent, not hurt, and he has the panache to wear the outrageous suits made by a curtain company.... The other dude looks like he slept in his suit that his mother sewed for high school graduation. not familiar with him, but he looks short on personality as well....