You scooped all the colorways of the Kilroy Pack, the Black and Red IVs, Thunder IVs and Black and Red XIs but now you don't have a place to stay because you lost your apartment. No matter how high you're stacking those sneaker boxes you can't live in them comfortably homie. Although, those plastic inner liners on the Jordan XI might actually be able to keep you dry from rain if you copped enough pairs. No, not serious.
2. You Can't Pay Rent