Remember how Dartz, the company best known for making extravagant armored SUVs like the Prombron was going to offer its vehicle with a whale penis leather interior, but eventually bowed to public pressure and removed the option? Well now the company is offering the Black Snake edition in China, since it is the year of the snake, and will once again be offering optional whale penis leather. There's nothing like a nice long ride on whale penis.
Other leather options are snakeskin, ostrich, white shark skin, or crocodile. Just in case that wasn't gaudy enough, the hood ornament is a diamond covered snake. If you have $1,000,000, no taste, and an address in China, this could be yours.
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[via Damn Geeky]