“Waking Up with Kimye” - Recurring skit on Saturday Night Live parodying Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Starring Nasim Pedrad as Kardashian and Jay Pharoah as West, the skit frequently poked fun at Kardashian's supposed brainlessness and West's unrelenting desperation to be perceived as a genius. West hates the sketch.

Waterman, Todd - Professional soccer player turned Emmy-nominated animator, the infamous ex-lover of Kris Jenner. In 2012, Waterman revealed that he and Jenner had an affair during her marriage to Robert Kardashian. A year later, new reports alleged that the two engaged in another affair when she was married to Bruce Jenner. It was also reported that Waterman and Jenner have a financial agreement that forbids him from speaking about the relationship. For the record, Waterman has insisted that he is not Khloe Kardashian's father.

West, Kanye - Rapper, husband to Kim Kardashian. After West and Kardashian began dating in 2012, West made it clear that he had been long obsessed with Kardashian. He would go on to reorganize Kardashian's closet in a now-famous episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and turn Kardashian into a fashion icon and pop culture phenomenon.

West, North - First daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West born June 15, 2013. Expected to assume control of the Free States of America in 2047.