PROMO: Did Jack in the Box Just Change the Food Delivery Game? Watch for Yourself and Decide.

We live in an impatient world these days. It’s bad enough we’re often stuck waiting for our social feeds to refresh, or our streaming videos to load. It’s time for a change, time to evolve. Mind control is on the rise, and it is great. Technically speaking, remote control of pilotless aircraft is on the rise—but control nonetheless. Indulge your heart’s deepest yearnings and click play on the video above to see what life might be like in the brightest of all possible futures. Hold up, though—despite what you may see in the video, Jack in the Box has not gone and broken all of history by creating a food-delivery drone that is right now hovering over Los Angeles waiting to be hailed by hangry individuals via their smartphones. We are a long way away from that, so do not be a fool. This is basically magic, which we all know is not real. That said, you can head to Jack in the Box for a delicious Portobello Mushroom Buttery Jack, which does exist and is available for consumption immediately.