Bachelor parties are supposed to be fun, but the jury is still out on whether Mark Longley actually attended his own bachelor party, or a weird, hometown surprise version of Fear Factor. Longley, who lives in West Sussex, spent his bachelor party with public hair glued to his face, thanks to his friends.
To his FACE, you guys. TO HIS FACE! There are photos and they are horrifying:
Aside from uploading photos to Facebook (because of course), Mark's best man Steve explained that all of Mark's friends donated in order to make his "pube beard."
In what really sounds more like a case of hazing than anything else, Mark's friends also taped him to a wheelchair and drew on him with Sharpies. Mark also had to carry around a cabbage "best friend" at all times.
This is important because at some point, the guy visited a local nursing home (why?) and the cabbage best friend went rolling.
I don't know, guys. I have no answers.
Watch the nursing home video above, but you've been warned.
