An Oregon couple who just couldn't wait ended up inconveniencing themselves and making it very easy for police by electing to have sex in their car, which was parked right outside of a local jail.
According to KVAL, 33-year-old Logan P. Jackson and 24-year-old Kelli M. Knutson left a Springfield, Ore. strip club, and, apparently inspired by all of the gyrating they saw, decided to have sex inside of a parked car. Unfortunately for them, that car was parked in front of a jail. The cops probably would've let them slide, but their rigorous lovemaking caused the vehicle to rock, and resulted in cars stopping to watch the spectacle. (Because, you know, who wouldn't?)
Forced to deal with the traffic jam, police arrested Jackson and Knutson and charged both with disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. Take your lust anywhere (well, almost anywhere) but directly in front of a jail.
[via Gawker]
