20 LMAO Moments From #BlackTwitter This Week

Lesson plan includes: Black people do not hate smart people. Why you should probably not watch mature programming if you're not ready for mature content.

Oct 26, 2014
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This week's lesson plan includes: Black people do not hate smart people, okay? And why you should probably not watch mature programming if you're not ready for mature content. Also, you probably shouldn't clean your vagina with Clorox. All this and more, naturally. 

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick. 

Tyrese and Sanaa

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So TMZ reported on Tyrese's new relationship with actress Sanaa Lathan. For those wondering what date night might look like for these two, you're welcome.

King of Pop Over King James

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Typos are so funny.

Not Our Craig

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Not only that, he goes bowling in Williamsburg. Can't believe I'm doing this, but I would like to thank a man named Craig for defying a stereotype.

There Ain't But One Birdman

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Seriously, who else could it be but the man Wayne affectionately kisses on the mouth?

Clorox Coochie

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I don't know anything about how to properly cleanse a vagina, but if bleach can't handle all clothes, it definitely shouldn't be used on a coochie.

Go Re-Re

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Still waiting for Aretha's cover of "Hot Nigga."

St. Tweety

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Posted without comment for fear of retaliation.

TV-MA

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Logic can love you well, but only if you're willing to embrace it.

One Fish, Two Fish, Dead Bitch

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Got damn. Got damn. Got damn.

He In Last Place

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If he is, Amber Rose is winning. You can't top those cheeks.

The Texas Coleslaw Massacre

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I used to be fat, so I shouldn't be posting this. Alas...

Hi, Geraldine

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This looks like a throwback Thursday picture of Katherine Jackson.

No Need For No Homo

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Word.

Knowles Sisters Ranked

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Which means the first Mathew Knowles side offspring is Aldi, and the new one, Kwik-E-Mart?

One Too Many...

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Be safe.

Migos x Ninja Turtles

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Hit it with the left. Hit with the right.

It Was All Good Until...

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Why Nice Guys Lose

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I speak for nice mean everywhere when I say I'm laughing, but I'm offended. Well, nice enough dudes anyway.

Love Is Beautiful, But...

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#Themoreyouknow

Hey, Russell Wilson

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Yes, please stop telling yourselves that Black people hate intelligence. That is not the case; it's cornballs we loath. A loathing that is universal. Try again, lames.

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