Even though Benedict Cumberbatch plays a virgin version of t Sherlock Holmes on Sherlock, he feels pretty strongly that the classic detective would be really good at sex if it came down to it, as he said in an interview recently for Elle UK. In fact, he thinks Sherlock would play a woman's vagina like a fine-tuned violin. 

There's no better way to put this (OK there probably is, but anyway): it sounds like Holmes would be a straight-up maestro of finger-banging. When the reporter said she thought Sherlock would be a "terrible shag," Cumberbatch responded.

"I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.

And I’d know exactly how to get that person into it, and get pleasure out of making that person feel pleasure to the point that I probably wouldn’t even have to enter."

"But when I did it would be explosive."

He also described Sherlock prepping for sex by performing durability tests on the condom, taking vitamins, shaving down and watching a ton of porn. 

Damn, bruh. You've really, really thought this out.

 

[Via The Hollywood Reporter]