In the latest installment, the net positive of the Ebola breakout, the dangers of leaving dairy products on your vagina too long, plus why pop-locking should be added to the talent portions of televised pageants. Oh, and pride over a good hairline, more contempt for Lolo Jones, and questions about the availability of red velvet-flavored contraceptives. Hashtag blessed.
Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.