Truth: Sione Maraschino is a better dancer than you. Since BuzzFeed crowned him the father of a new dance craze last month—dubbed the Maraschino Step—the Orlando resident has become something of a personality on Vine, Twitter's instant video-sharing app. Sione is unabashedly open in his six-second clips, which range from comedic skits to full-on dance routines (his "Fat Ninja" series of videos are hilarious). Dude is bascially more talented than 90 percent of people on Vine. To boot, here are 10 reasons why you'll never be a better dancer than he is. Just face facts already: Sione is winning at life.
Nov. 4–5, 2017 in Long Beach, CAExclusive drops, one-of-a-kind art, and
riveting panels featuring André 3000
A$AP Ferg · Don C · Lonzo Ball and more
Performances by N*E*R*D · Gucci Mane
Young Thug · M.I.A. · A-TRAK
DJ Khaled · Jaden Smith and more