"I can destroy my body way faster than you and the best part is I will barely remember doing it." Nice. For some reason, we love to brag about how much we drink. And the harder that alcohol is to get down our gullet, the more you can bet we're going to brag about it. The man who can drink a fifth of whiskey in forty-five minutes by himself isn't looked at as a sad motherfucker who wasted fifty bucks that he could have spent on practically anything else; he is a hero. Yes, let's hear if for the man who just spent hundreds of dollars he didn't need spend to make sure he would feel as terrible as possible in the morning. He probably has a pretty fulfilling life. I also hear he's really good at beer pong.