In this week's roundup of Internet craziness, Michelle Williams puts her Bible down long enough to smite the po' folks making fun of her online, NPR pulls a prank on your non-direction following friends, plus Trick Daddy's mug shot, your racist uncle in drag, and Marie Claire thinking a Jenner created a "bold" new hairstyle. Oh, and James Franco because he really left me no choice. The jackass.

Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) is a writer, but some days when he looks at his student loan debt, wishes he worked at The Players Club. For more of his work, check out The Cynical Ones.