If you've ever wondered what somebody is texting, NBC just created your jam. A new Late Night with Seth Meyers bit throws photographs on the screen and gets an analysis of what the texter is texting to the textee.
We learn that Secretary of State John Kerry is incredibly verbose when it comes to saying bye. It's also come to our knowledge that Ben Affleck is seeking guidance on how to play Batman and he's praying he's from Boston.
Don't fret. Don't get your doomsday bunker ready. This, obviously, is not a real thing. It's comedy. Big brother General Electric isn't watching you. Or are they?
[via NBC]
