Who said it: Anjelica Huston in The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Argument: Over whether you should call that girl you met at the bar a week ago.
Your friend has been going on and on about whether he should keep texting this girl he met, even though she hasn't returned any of his messages. Break it to him that it's not going to happen. Verbally tell him, though—texting with the winky face emoticon won't help matters.