In this week's Hella Bandwidth, Don Lemon makes many want to go dig up Ed Bradley because even if dead, he could do a much better job than the rising CNN personality. Plus Joan Rivers and Ray J burn my eyes and brain cells, Twitter tries it, white people found another black dance to emulate, and the term "boy pussy" goes viral. Don't blame me, folks. This is the Internet y'all gave me.

Michael Arceneaux (@youngsinick) is a writer, but some days when he looks at his student loan debt, wishes he worked at The Players Club. For more of his work, check out The Cynical Ones.