Be Nice to the Staff – Politeness is next to godliness on a first date, while belittling the staff just makes you look like an insecure chump. Oh, and remember to tip well, Scrooge McDuck.
Ask Before You Order – Perhaps some women like to have their meals ordered for them—but they’d still like to be consulted on what they actually want to eat first.
Don’t Presume – Hopefully she’ll invite you inside when you take her home, but don’t bet on it. Jumping the gun could set you way back.
No Comments About Height – Any remark like “Wow, we’re the same height!” or “My gosh, you’re so tall!” is gonna put any shorty or tall drink of water on his heels straight away.
Don’t Tell Him He’s “Such a Normal Guy” – Yes, he knows that you’re trying to compliment him. But where you think you’re saying “You seem genuine and nice,” he simply hears “You’re mad boring”.
Avoid Too Much Daddy Talk – Maybe you and your pops really are close, but if you talk about him too much, all your date’s gonna think is: “Uh-oh. Daddy issues.”
Offer to Split – If he’s a gentleman, he’ll say no, but it’s still a nice gesture. Plus, this way you can find out right away if he’s a cheapskate.
Let Him Know Where He Stands – If you want to see him again, let him know. If you want him to kiss you, let me know. And if you’re out without a doubt, for the love of god, let a brother know.