Hipster Hobby Generator will help lead you down a path of hispterdom, if you so choose.
Which you shouldn't, but why the hell not at least give it a try?
The site gives users a "hipster hobby" (they're all neatly placed within a mason jar), and range from getting an internship at Vice, or crafting their own pair of monocles. Head here to find your pick—and if you think too many people are already doing the one you got, keep clicking on the mason jar for more suggestions, man.