If you haven't seen the season two premiere of House of Cards, stop reading now. RIGHT NOW. Go do something else, like watch the episode. And then come back to this. You'll want to.

For those of you still left, nestle into this virtual hug. Mmm, feels good, yeah? It's nice and warm and doesn't smell like the hobo rain and rat poison that god awful train platform Zoe—sorry, that's it. Breathe. 3, 2, 1—OK. Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts. Think...


But really...

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