Dude it attracts: The Horny Hippie
Most clutch feature: Bikini baristas

The dream of the ‘90s is alive in Portland. If you thought that the au natural, grunge girl, baby doll dress, vegan crunchiness of the ‘90s was hot, than Portland is the place for the single dude who likes to rock flannel, talk about politics with someone with an IQ higher than 104 and get down to some old-school Pearl Jam.

Portland’s nightlife was made for the arrested development of the now 30-something dude. First of all, you can get your daily brew from huts throughout the city with girls dressed in bikinis. Twin Perks and Dream Girl Espresso are just two places in the town that will perk you up in more ways than one. If you aren’t into girls that wear leather g-strings and want to try out some tasty trucker vegan fare, hit up one of Portland’s many strip clubs, such as Casa Diablo.

If you’re a Beervana bro, maybe you want to wash down microbrews from places like Bridgeport Brew and Mactarnahan’s Tap Room  with something more substantial like a Bacon Maple Donut Bar from Voodoo Donuts.  Burn off calories by getting a lapdance at Lucky Devil’s Lounge or playing pool at Uptown Billiard’s Club.