Baltimore Man Makes Hilarious Craigslist Plea for Taco Bell

He needed it bad.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Being drunk, snowed in and uniquely in need of Taco Bell constitutes as desperate times for some people. One man who decided to seek help from the Internet created a Craigslist post requesting Taco Bell because he just needed it that badly:

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From the opening statement to admitting that his need for tacos was "totally unmanageable," this guy is a real charmer. He even offers a 7-layer burrito to whoever asks nicely, as well as the opportunity to play video games with him on the condition that you aren't a rapist. 

No word on if anyone came to his rescue, but his effort was hilariously valiant.

[via Uproxx and Craigslist]

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