Last night John Goodman hosted Saturday Night Live for the thirteenth time, with pretty decent results. In one of the more memorable, if not best, sketches of the night Jay Pharaoh completely dismantled H&M, and lists the hallmarks of what makes one a "H&M shopping-ass-ninja." Pharaoh's raps are pretty corny but the details are indeed ridiculously on point, from the pricing—"All this for less than a tank of gas"—to the fit, to the obnoxiously bright colors. For added measure, Wale showed up to kick a few bars, most notably "You'll never get in girls' pants wearing girls' denim." R.I.P. to H&M.
The surprise cameos didn't stop there. Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone also stopped by (presumably to promote their upcoming film Grudge Match) for a sketch titled "Three Wise Guys." Considering the parties involved, you can guess where that joke's going, but here it is if you're interested: