Anchor: Scott Haney
Market: Hartford, Conn.
Date: 10/9/2013
Demonstrates a Ron Burgundy level of: Showmanship

As smart phones and Twitter make weather updates and televised newscasts increasingly obsolete, on-air talent will have to resort to Miley Cyrus-like lows to maintain an audience. Enter Scott Haney, who is willing to eat cat vomit off of the floor for your amusement.