The latest edition of "You People Are Ruining Al Gore's Internet" includes dad's who will end being the basis of a future episode of Law & Order: SVU, scary ass plastic surgeons, in addition to gospel singers caught up in sex tapes. Oh, and trolls. Lots and lots of trolls. News trolls, rapping trolls, singing trolls, and racist trolls who probably won't be working for Home Depot by the end of this sentence. Y'all really gotta do better.

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.