It's unbelievable to even write, but many people go to college to receive an education, build social connections, and even to find a grown-up moral compass. While most college students are just trying to find a way to float by in a drugged-up, barely-passing haze on their parents dime, some actually want to learn something. Weird.
There's probably a healthy compromise between possible STDs in the water (an urban legend about UC Santa Barbara) and wearing a turtleneck while fighting off a cigarette craving at Brigham Young University, but it's fun to imagine going to one of The Worst Party Schools in the U.S.
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