Price: $24.99
Comfort: 1
Sexual degree of difficulty: 9
Best position: Unknown

Listen: we don't recommend this one. If you have filthy fantasies of getting nasty atop a trash can, at least opt for something industrial strength. This piece is only twenty inches high, so it offers the sexual disadvantages of an ottoman with none of the comfort. If you can find a position that makes hooking up on the Knodd worthwhile, let us know. In the mean time, we'll continue to insist that your sexual experience with this trash can will be garbage.