Where others deny their hipster-ness, you proudly wear it like a badge of honor. Seriously, you literally wear a self-made badge that says, "First Generation Hipster." You are incredibly fashionable though, so people do acknowledge your coolness to a degree. Your favorite song is anything by Bob Dylan, but since he's a major artist you pretend to dislike it at parties hosted by your fellow artsy friends. Sure, you're snobby, but your artistic endeavors and intelligence will probably lead to a a hit indie film.
Judy Funnie on Doug