Imagined excerpt: "'Out of rum. Why! Why are we out of rum?' It didn't matter how many heists Afwenye had pulled off in his long career in piracy. A life lived on the edge, it turns out, doesn't necessarily translate to comedic timing. For what it's worth, by the time we left them, he had Captain Sparrow's walk down, and was bringing the kind of entertainment to local children that our audience members could only dream of."