The world is proud of you for doing enough crunches and minimizing your Bagel Bite intake until you got yourself a six-pack. We will even permit you one selfie in celebration of your achievement. Heck, if you are an attractive woman wearing a sports bra, we'll give you two. Just don't think that you are going to reap any sort of rewards. There is a delusional belief among this country's gym going men that if women see your rock-hard abs, they will instantly want to sleep with you. This is not the case. Though tight abs are a nice bonus, women have already seen the rest of your body, your face, and your personality, and probably didn't like what they saw. So, show off that newly acquired tummy, but don't expect any spoils from your war with stomache fat.
The Abs Selfie