"You invented Apple, too?" That's DMX speaking to Steve Wozniak, the Apple co-founder, in baggage claim at LAX. It was easily one of the most awkward (and by "awkward" we mean "totally awesome") intros of all time. Peep the uncomfortable handshakes. DMX, being typical I-don't-give-a-fuck DMX, gets Woz to agree to participate in an actual robbery with him, too. Uh, ok? It might be time for another intervention, Iyanla.