In this week's round of ridiculousness, a Republican uses cats to come at President Obama, Rihanna pisses off Allah, the return of BBM starts off rotten, and people raise hell with Jay Z without even waiting for his reaction. There's also social media temper tantrums, the korny KimYe proposal, and BeyoncĂ©'s goofy war face. Enjoy, but do not duplicate, especially not at a mosque. 

Michael Arceneaux is from the land of BeyoncĂ©, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.