While I would never go out of my way to call the Xbox One sexy per se, it is hard to deny the computing power that will soon grace living rooms. It is a bit of a turn on.

This video from OXM doubles down on the pure sex secretly living inside all of that encased plastic as you are walked through what exatcly you can expect from your new console. Make sure you watch the entire video for the 'happy' ending.

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