Anyone who's had Twitter longer than five days knows that unfollowing someone—particularly someone you know personally—can often unleash the fury of the unfollowed. This can come by way of a subtweet, a direct tweet calling you out, or a barrage of texts, emails, and in some cases, even phone calls asking the all-too important question: "Bitch, why did you unfollow me?" Well, allow me to explain. Because trust, you earned it.
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