If you were truly "wifey material," you wouldn't be up in the middle of the night doth protesting too much indeed on everyone's timeline. The same goes for the folks perpetually "turnt up" at the club. And we can't forget about the pretenders who act like they're the best examples of prosperity this side of a Romney family reunion or ancient Rome. You're annoying and a terrible liar. Shoo.
7. You Brag Too Much