Before 50 Shades of Grey, there was A Season for Peaches, the erotic novel Taylor Townsend's ex-husband Henri Michel wrote about the neurotic Newport Beach native in season four. It became the talk of the town, a runaway bestseller, and a point of contention in Ryan and Taylor's relationship. But who could blame him? After Townsend mentioned that it could never be a mainstream movie, only a porno, it'd be difficult not to tense up at the idea of it. 

If E.L. James is looking for another project, maybe it's worth giving Josh Schwartz a call.